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Why Doesn't Nikki Like Me

from Girl Crazy by The Chick Magnets

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Nikki really never cared for me much. - Ken

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I asked her out yesterday
Here's what Nikki had to say
She said that she'd rather turn gay
So why don't I fuck off and go away

I asked her out on a date
She said she'd rather kiss a snake
She said that I'm a big mistake
So why don't I go jump in the lake

I guess I'm out of luck
She told me that I suck
I don't understand why Nikki doesn't like me

I offered her a love that's true
She said she'd rather eat dog poo
Or go skateboarding without shoes
What's a boy like me to do

She'd rather pull her teeth with pliers
Or try to ride her bike without tires
Or set her pubic hairs on fire
She said I'm an asshole and a stupid liar

I guess I'm out of luck
She told me that I suck
I don't understand why Nikki doesn't like me

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from Girl Crazy, released June 1, 2001

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The Chick Magnets Vancouver, British Columbia

The Chick Magnets played from 1997 until 2002 (dates approx). Ken Insipid played Bass, Lucas Spinoff on Guitar, and the famous Mr. Plow on drums. The music was pop punk, like Buddy Holly meets the Ramones. Fun stuff: the melodies will get stuck in your head and the beat will get your toe a tappin.

Contact: keninsipid@gmail.com
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