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Aquaman Sucks

from Girl Crazy by The Chick Magnets

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Seriously Aquaman?? Worst super hero ever. - Ken

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The Flash can run really fast and Green Lantern has his magic ring
But what can Aquaman do, not much of anything
Sure he can swim and talk to fish and he's the king of the sea
But what good is all that in an air breathing society

Aquaman sucks
He might be helpful if I was a duck
Aquaman sucks
I'd rather be helped by The Atom

Aquaman's role in the Justice League is held in close scrutiny
While the go fight crime in space he's left behind to patrol the sea
They say "Serously Aquaman we need you here in case of amphibious attack"
And while they party on their space station they all laugh behind his back

Aquaman sucks
Take him out of water and then he's fucked
Aquaman sucks
I'd rather be helped by the Wonder Twins

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from Girl Crazy, released June 1, 2001

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The Chick Magnets Vancouver, British Columbia

The Chick Magnets played from 1997 until 2002 (dates approx). Ken Insipid played Bass, Lucas Spinoff on Guitar, and the famous Mr. Plow on drums. The music was pop punk, like Buddy Holly meets the Ramones. Fun stuff: the melodies will get stuck in your head and the beat will get your toe a tappin.

Contact: keninsipid@gmail.com
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